The Tale of Xpussy

Once upon a time, there was a faggot. His name was Xpussy. Now Xpussy was a special kind of faggot. He wasn't a homosexual (for the author doesn't have anything against gay men), nor was he a cigarette, nor was he a bundle of sticks. No, he was a bitch. No, he was less than bitch. A sub-bitch if you will. Sub-faggot would be the better term.

But anyways, I digress. Sub-Faggot Xpussy was an emotional bitch, holy shit was he an emotional bitch. Women on their periods are less of moody bitches than this faggot. In his emotional bitchiness, Sub-Fag Xpussy made terrible decisions, and one of those terrible decisions, perhaps his most terrible, was thus: he was a passive aggressive bitch who threw away a friendship for no good reason, and sided himself with faggots like Arby's and Carthage.

He even had the nerve to act like he had the moral high ground when confronted about his retardation. To put it bluntly, or in the words of the internet, tldr: Xpussy is a retarded sub-fag who should feel bad about his life.

Beautiful tbh